Valentines Day Poems | Funny Valentines Day Poems

By | January 16, 2017

Valentines Day Poems: Valentines Day is the day of love, it is the festival of love, there are people who call it the festival of red. Well, that is all that depends on from person to person. Here on this site, we are presenting for you some beautiful Valentines Day Poems, you can share these with your love/ spouse.

Valentines Day Poems | Lovely Poems for Valentines Day

So, here on this site, we are going to share these wonderful Valentines Day Poems, with all our friends and our lovely readers. We hope you people like our site and read these poems till the end and share the best one with your friends or lovers. Valentines Day is an amazing festival and people really value this day very much.

Valentines Day Poems

Valentines Day Poems

Valentines Day Poems for Friendship:

1).
A friend is like a Valentine,
Heartwarming, bringing pleasure,
Connected to good feelings,
With memories to treasure.
Seeing a special Valentine
Brings happiness to stay,
And that’s what you do, friend,
You brighten every day!
2).
Friend Valentine poems can rhyme,
or they can be in free verse,
as this Valentine’s Day poem for friends is.
(It can be used for a Valentine greeting card saying).

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Valentine's Day Poems

Valentine’s Day Poems

3).
Valentine’s Day reminds me
how meaningful my feelings are for you.
You have a special place in my world
that no one else could fill.
Out of your overflowing heart,
you add color and light to my life.
You continually cross my mind,
like a precious dose of sunshine,
lighting me up inside–
as I think of you
and the lasting memories
we have created together.
No Valentine gift
is as precious to me
as you are,
my Valentine friend.
4).
Valentine, I feel so good
Each time that we’re together.
We’re similar souls in harmony,
Birds of a kindred feather.
Our hearts sing to the same sweet tune;
Our compatible minds align;
Could you, would you, pretty please,
Be my Valentine?
5).
People come and people go,
In and out of your life and so,
When one shines bright among the rest,
And is there when needed, you’re truly blessed.
That is how I see you, friend of mine,
And why I’m sending this Valentine.

Valentine Day Poems and Quotes

Valentine Day Poems and Quotes

 

Valentines Day Poems for Lovers:

1).
Have I told you, Valentine,
That I’m all wrapped up in you?
My feelings for you bring to me
A joy I never knew.
You light up everything for me;
In my heart, you shine;
Illuminating my whole life,
My darling Valentine.
2).
It’s a challenge to find Valentine’s Day love poems that are also rhyming poems, but here’s another one. Valentine verse can speak of pleasant obsession, as this romantic Valentine greeting card poem does.
3).
My Valentine, you’re all I want;
In you, I find joy and delight;
You give me everything I need;
I’m happiest when you’re in sight.
I think of you both night and day;
I’m drawn to you in pure attraction;
When you’re not here, I ache for you,
For your fulfilling satisfaction.
I dreamed of love like this, and yet,
I never thought that I would capture
The deep, exciting thrills we have,
This intoxicating bliss and rapture.
Please be my Valentine, and more;
Be my life, my world, my all;
Together we can be content,
And share life’s pleasures, big and small.

Happy Valentines Day Poems for Couples

Happy Valentines Day Poems for Couples

4).
My days are filled with yearning;
My nights are full of dreams.
I’m always thinking of you;
I’m in a trance, it seems.
You’re all I ever wanted;
I wish you could be mine;
And so I have to ask you:
Will you be my Valentine?
5).
You are my everything, Valentine.
As a desert creature longs for water,
my thirst for you can never be slaked.
In a ho-hum day dragging on,
thoughts of you bring excitement, joy, and pleasure.
As a child opens the birthday gift he most wanted,
I see everything I want in you.
You are my everything, Valentine.
6).
My Valentine, I love just you;
My devotion I declare.
I’ll spend my life looking for ways
To show you that I care.
Please say you feel the same for me;
Say you’ll be forever mine;
We’ll share a life of happiness,
My treasured Valentine.

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Valentines Day Poems for lovers

Valentines Day Poems for lovers

 

Valentine's Day Poems for Lovers

Valentine’s Day Poems for Lovers

 

valentines day poems for him

valentines day poems for him

 

valentines day poems for her

valentines day poems for her

 

Poems for Valentines Day

Poems for Valentines Day

Funny Valentines Day Poems:

1).
This is not an easy time
You’re a victim of a crime
Because this day is a reminder:
You’re not a “keeper,” or a “find her!”
You’re a “going to die alone-r.”
2).
Look into my eyes.
Your eyes are getting heavy
You’re getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
Now repeat after me..
“I want to be your love slave”.
3).
“Love” doesn’t need it’s own special day
It’s an action you do, not something you say
Gestures of love should be natural, not planned
So don’t expect any fucking chocolate, Diane.
4).
Fuck you and your happiness,
You’ve really got it made
You’re into all this sappiness,
You know that you’ll get laid.
Your love will last, no need to panic
It’s pure and deep and true
You’re like the lovers in Titanic
Jack dies and you will, too.

Valentine's Day Funny Poems

Valentine’s Day Funny Poems

 

Funny Valentines Day Poems

Funny Valentines Day Poems

 

Valentine's Day Funny Poems

Valentine’s Day Funny Poems

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Sexy Valentines Day Poems:

1).
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
my first time
…milking a cow.

Sexy Valentines Day Poems

Sexy Valentines Day Poems

2).
This useful tool is about eight inches long
It’s usually hung, dangling loose
It’s enjoyed by members of both sexes
It’s always ready for instant use.

It boasts a clump of little hairy things
And a small hole at the other end
When used the shaft is inserted,
It’s not intended to bend

It’s moved sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly,
Depends on the length of the session
In the warm,fleshy, moist opening
It’s thrust many times in succession

Accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
As it’s moved in, out, up, and around
These well lubricated movements
Make a rhythmic pulsing sound

The glistening shaft is finally drawn out,
When the job’s done well enough
It leaves behind something frothy
A sort of sticky white stuff

After everything is done,
It is returned to its freely hanging state
Ready for another bit of action,
There’s usually not long to wait

Sometimes it’s twice or thrice a day
Less, if you’re not so keen
To vigorously use your toothbrush
Keeping your teeth sparking clean

valentines day poems for her

valentines day poems for her

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3).
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

4).
I made this card just for you
At least the outside’s clean
I’ll put kisses on the bottom
And elsewhere…(if you see what I mean? )

Happy Valentine Day Poem

Happy Valentine Day Poem

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